Bagels, human fists, herbal tinctures. What do all of these things have in common? And what happens when a large bag of all three of them is dumped out of a window onto traffic? The mysterious story of a bag, and the guy it fell on, and the other person who was also there.posted by medusa at 8:33 PM on November 16, 2020 [20 favorites]
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Every morning, Pinky McShears flings off her bathrobe, picks up a helmet, and crawls into a hole in her basement where she¡¯s discovered the secret of time.
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In this moment of political chaos, we have a story about a person who was actually a piece of licorice, and their sister, who was also a piece of licorice, and a 10-year-old who braided the licorice pieces together and ate them, and all of us here began to wonder: Am I a piece of licorice, too?
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And the overall driver for /all/ of this really feels like the web-view became too cluttered with adverts and bad design, which just makes me frustrated that the solution wasn't just to build a decent site that was fast and easily readable, instead we threw the webpage out, created an email, and then are slowly going to rebuild that crap website again.
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