Comments on: She was never heard from again...

She was never heard from again...

jonson — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:24:10 -0800

Homosexual climbs Mount Everest, despite handicap of being gay

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:27:11 -0800

HA! that's awesome. I'm saving the hell out of that thing.

By: grouse

grouse — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:30:49 -0800

That's unbelievable.

By: jonson

jonson — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:30:56 -0800

I can't for the life of me figure out why she said it. Maybe she did a pre-interview with him & he's just really, really gay or something.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:41:26 -0800

I hear there's some pretty good cottaging action to be had on K2 as well.

By: Tryptophan-5ht

Tryptophan-5ht — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:42:02 -0800

reminds me of ...

By: tula

tula — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:43:38 -0800

What's her position on tar babies? Maybe she could be next new White House Press Secretary.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:44:05 -0800

He is so brave.

By: wsg

wsg — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:44:37 -0800

Shepherd Smith had the same kinda brain fart a while back.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Thu, 18 May 2006 00:52:02 -0800

Yeah Mefites, consider it a comical gaff and laugh it off. Ignore how "teh media" subtley advances "teh gay" agenda. The announcer says GAY in a subliminal manner - taking advantage of the fact that there's no news in a gay man climbing Mt. Everest to draw attention to her scripted, but apparently innocent misstatement - and then to cast this notion into the light of normalcy, she corrects herself counterpoising the image of "teh gay" with the seemingly impossible image of a BLIND man climbing Mt. Everest. I bet even all of you were thinking,"Gay guy climbs a mountain - what's news with that?" Totally normal. Happens every day. Don't you see it? She's one of them: the liberal media that's destroying America. Next thing you will think it normal that gays get married and "teh gays" will have won. *cinches down tin-foil hat*

By: Tryptophan-5ht

Tryptophan-5ht — Thu, 18 May 2006 01:22:57 -0800

wsg - jinx

By: Goblindegook

Goblindegook — Thu, 18 May 2006 01:43:33 -0800

Ah, Mount Everest. Forbidding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

By: deusdiabolus

deusdiabolus — Thu, 18 May 2006 01:50:42 -0800

I think Basement Jaxx said it best. Wheeeeere's heeer heeeeaad aaaaaaaat? /where's her heeead at

By: Samuel Farrow

Samuel Farrow — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:05:33 -0800

That is gay.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:18:34 -0800

Blocked by the filters at work. Anyone have a transcript?

By: ori

ori — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:21:43 -0800

This is the handywork of the rainbow cabal!

By: jahmoon

jahmoon — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:26:11 -0800

slimepuppy: "After the break, we're gonna interview Eric Weihenmeir(?), who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mt. Everest. But...he's gay! I mean, he's gay. Excuse me. He's blind. So We'll hear about that." /transcription

By: taursir

taursir — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:29:38 -0800

Yeah, sometimes those limp wrists make things difficult.

By: aristan

aristan — Thu, 18 May 2006 02:53:22 -0800

Maybe he kept tapping out show tunes with the white cane? I'm reminded of this...

Sir John Cheesy-Weezy: We established Base Salon here, and climbed quite steadily up to Mario's, here. From here, using crampons and cutting ice steps as we went, we moved steadily up the face to the north ridge, establishing Camp Three, where we could get a hot meal, a manicure, and a shampoo and set.

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Thu, 18 May 2006 03:37:45 -0800

damn you taursir! that was MY joke!

By: maryh

maryh — Thu, 18 May 2006 03:59:30 -0800

She must have been wearing ~~gayders~~blinders to blunder down such a ~~gay~~blind alley. But I'm sure she's terribley proud of the achievements of ~~Fanny-Slap Magoo~~ that brave, brave man.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Thu, 18 May 2006 04:04:10 -0800

Meanwhile, a guy with no legs has also climbed Mount Everest. Preliminary reports suggest that he is heterosexual, however.

By: Colloquial Collision

Colloquial Collision — Thu, 18 May 2006 04:06:09 -0800

"Okay." — Male co-anchor.

By: TedW

TedW — Thu, 18 May 2006 04:16:42 -0800

Goblindegook; I thought these mountains had the biggest tits.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Thu, 18 May 2006 04:17:03 -0800

By: bmpetow

bmpetow — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:09:09 -0800

This is actually a few months old, it was on The Howard Stern Show the day after it happened

By: dorisfromregopark

dorisfromregopark — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:14:20 -0800

I love you, Johnny Cakes.

By: pruner

pruner — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:25:13 -0800

"He's the kind of guy you hope your kids will grow up to be like in certain ways, like courage." from doris' link.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:46:52 -0800

GAY = BAD GAY = BAD GAY = BAD HOMERSEXUAL AGENDA AGENDA AGENDA EVIL LIBERAL GAY = BAD GAY ?= BAD TREASON ! No wonder at the end of the day she believes all the bullshit she says !

By: mediareport

mediareport — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:48:33 -0800

Hey, jonson, would you mind getting jess or matt to add a note that your link goes straight to a .wmv file? It's polite to warn folks when they have to open another application. Thanks.

By: kolophon

kolophon — Thu, 18 May 2006 05:56:28 -0800

Samuel: I don't get that 42 vodka advertising. Is it, like, making fun of the habit of labeling stupid and uncool things as gay, or is the joke on the gays again? I just don't know it is a humor or a language problem (english is not my mother-tongue). am i supposed to laugh at this as a gay person, or should I be offended? doris' link is great, though.

By: needs more cowbell

needs more cowbell — Thu, 18 May 2006 06:26:02 -0800

kolophon, given another ad on the 42below site, I think it's supposed to be funny and not homophobic.

By: rusty

rusty — Thu, 18 May 2006 06:41:03 -0800

Wow. Those 42below ads are great. This whole thread was worth it for that link alone.

By: damnthesehumanhands

damnthesehumanhands — Thu, 18 May 2006 06:44:21 -0800

Tried IE and Firefox - the video doesn't play, even after running the "Windows Media Player Shim" application I was prompted to run in IE. Am I the only one having this problem?

By: bmpetow

bmpetow — Thu, 18 May 2006 06:51:30 -0800

Yes, you are the only one having this problem.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Thu, 18 May 2006 06:54:07 -0800

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:04:26 -0800

Yes, you are the only one having this problem. No, it timed out on me after a considerable wait time. I tried again and it took a while, but worked eventually. How in the world do you mix up gay and blind? They don't even sound similar?

By: rusty

rusty — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:13:26 -0800

dgaicun: They do too sound pretty similar. What, are you gay... I mean deaf?

By: Mean Mr. Bucket

Mean Mr. Bucket — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:23:22 -0800

Limp wrist, Chiffon canteen mit - a Spirit of Triumph is truly with the homosexual atop Everest.

By: Drexen

Drexen — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:32:58 -0800

Everything is gay.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:34:56 -0800

'Despite being gay'?!? If anything, I bet that gave him an unfair advantage, what with the wings and all...

By: hellbient

hellbient — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:36:08 -0800

love is gay.

By: hellbient

hellbient — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:36:23 -0800

I mean gay.

By: hellbient

hellbient — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:36:37 -0800

dammit, i mean blind.

By: hellbient

hellbient — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:37:07 -0800

...and what 3 gay mice said.

By: Gamblor

Gamblor — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:46:18 -0800

love is gay. Gay as a bat, in fact.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:04:52 -0800

But did he pinch his tits on the summit?

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:07:50 -0800

Remember playing gay man's bluff as a child? I was pretty good, I don't think I ever got touched.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:13:48 -0800

My God....Mt.Everest is gay?

By: Gamblor

Gamblor — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:14:12 -0800

Is it possible to love cock so much that it impeded your ability to climb a mountain? WolfDaddy, can we get a ruling on this? : )

By: fugitivefromchaingang

fugitivefromchaingang — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:21:24 -0800

Mountains are sooooo gay. Wasn't there a little movie a few months ago that lost the Best Picture Oscar about a mountain as idyllic gay locale?

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:24:40 -0800

Is it possible to love cock so much that it impeded your ability to climb a mountain? To paraphrase Jackie Brown: "That cock-lovin' is going to sap you of all your ambition." "Not if your ambition is to sit around and love cock all day" And now various other phrases affected by this path-breaking editorial decision:

gay faith
gay ambition
Third Eye Gay
Gay Melon
In the land of the gay, the one-eyed man is king.

By: Azaadistani

Azaadistani — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:24:47 -0800

We do need more gay/out mountaineers ... Besides, all mountaineers are kinda gayI've : always found the desire to climb really tall mountains akin to phallic worship.

By: rdone

rdone — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:51:06 -0800

Don't forget that original superstar of the blues, Gay Lemon Jefferson.

By: Isabeau Sahen

Isabeau Sahen — Thu, 18 May 2006 08:59:10 -0800

Laughing so hard.

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Thu, 18 May 2006 09:03:27 -0800

As we ate brunch the other day, my friend N. turned to me and said 'Can you touch me?'. She meant 'Can you pass the salt?'

By: kosem

kosem — Thu, 18 May 2006 09:36:18 -0800

Just re read Saramago's Gayness. What a novel! Makes you realize how desparately we cling to our heterosexuality despite the fact that at bottom, we are all frighteningly, savagely gay.

By: eperker

eperker — Thu, 18 May 2006 09:41:59 -0800

Kosem: Awesome highbrow reference!

By: needs more cowbell

needs more cowbell — Thu, 18 May 2006 09:45:51 -0800

dgaicun, are you sure you don't mean "one-eyed cat"?

By: papercake

papercake — Thu, 18 May 2006 10:32:40 -0800

I wonder if his sherpa was gay? That'd be a case of the gay leading the gay.

By: jonson

jonson — Thu, 18 May 2006 10:42:50 -0800

papercake - you're thinking of the famous sherpa Tenzig NorGAY".

By: jcruelty

jcruelty — Thu, 18 May 2006 11:35:39 -0800

those 42 below ads are funny

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Thu, 18 May 2006 13:49:38 -0800

Brokeback Mount Everest.

By: Serial Killer Slumber Party

Serial Killer Slumber Party — Thu, 18 May 2006 18:55:24 -0800

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world gay

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Thu, 18 May 2006 20:17:50 -0800

Oh lord, you people make me laugh. I needed a good ~~gay~~ laugh.

By: ludwig_van

ludwig_van — Fri, 19 May 2006 09:38:38 -0800

Old! But funny.