Comments on: "Hey, do you hear something?"

"Hey, do you hear something?"

billiebee — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:24:05 -0800

Dog Confused by Squeaky Toy via sadanduseless (@sadanduseless). See also Ninja Cats, Dogs That Deserve an Apology and Google Search Poetry.

By: zutalors!

zutalors! — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:26:48 -0800

I like how he looks at them all "EXPLAIN PLS"

By: Atom Eyes

Atom Eyes — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:32:54 -0800

My god... The squeak is coming from inside the ball!!

By: yoink

yoink — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:35:06 -0800

Oh, you laugh. But that's a dog that's not going to fall for any stupid ventriloquist's tricks.

By: minsies

minsies — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:50:41 -0800

Good work, Walter.

By: etc.

etc. — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 09:58:03 -0800

I just realized you can't spell suffocation without cat.

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:28:54 -0800

Who said that!?

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:31:56 -0800

I just reread the weird/amazing/weird novel Lives of the Monster Dogs, and now I want to see more dogs in military uniforms.

By: Naberius

Naberius — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 10:43:41 -0800

Awwww. Walter is a GOOD BOY! Yes he is!

By: notyou

notyou — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 11:01:49 -0800

That's one dumb dog. Our Rottweiler used to play with the lemons that fell from the lemon tree. Bite --> zing! --> bark bark bark --> Bite ---> zing! --> bark bark bark. Also a dumb dog. The stuff in the apology link makes me sad. Dogs do not deserve to be tricked (although no apparent trickery has occurred in the link), nor should they be made into our clowns. It's not nice to abuse their trust.

By: eotvos

eotvos — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 11:25:49 -0800

Google Search Poetry is fantastic. Thank you! ps. It makes up for all the other horrible things in this post, aesthetically if not ethically. pps. Okay, I admit, awkward mascots is actually sort of funny, and the world's saddest playgrounds are pretty fantastic. Also, this. I take back most of my nasty unspoken comments.

By: feckless fecal fear mongering

feckless fecal fear mongering — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 11:46:59 -0800

That first moment... *squeak* *stop* "Baroo?" I died. I am going to eat your soul. (From the 'apology' link).

By: MidStream

MidStream — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 12:16:05 -0800

Is it possible that Walter has slight hearing loss--so he can't tell the direction the sound is coming from? ~tears of laughter ANYWAY~

By: aspo

aspo — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 12:25:38 -0800

Oh man that Google search poetry link is wasted among the cute animals... There some serious gems there.

By: feckless fecal fear mongering

feckless fecal fear mongering — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 12:28:42 -0800

eskyooze me my taps are malfunctioning halp

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 13:28:38 -0800

This is why my mental catalog of the world includes a "golden retriever" category that people occasionally get filed under when I observe them displaying that exact expression in response to whatever (metaphorical) squeaky ball life happens to hand them.

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 14:06:27 -0800

Walter: *tilts head* Wolfdog: Walter, the squeaky ball is a metaphor

By: BlueHorse

BlueHorse — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 17:19:11 -0800

The ninja cats. That is all. Ims telling you I hurtses myself.

By: Squeak Attack

Squeak Attack — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 19:04:04 -0800

What a gentle mouth that golden has! My dogs know exactly where the squeak comes from and they play not by gently tossing the toy, but by repeatedly biting down *very hard* to make them squeak (before just ripping them apart.)

By: Dip Flash

Dip Flash — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 20:09:34 -0800

posted by Squeak Attack Need I say it?

By: artychoke

artychoke — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 20:50:58 -0800

Walter can't find the squeak, I can't find the cat in the picture with the television. Halp.

By: fshgrl

fshgrl — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 20:55:41 -0800

I think he's worried he's hurting it. Squeaky toys sound like prey being injured. Which is why my dog loves them to death!

By: artychoke

artychoke — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 21:12:43 -0800

Oh never mind. That cat is very black. It's like, how much more black could this cat be? and the answer is none. None more black.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 11:38:44 -0800

None more black. Spinal Cat?