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Comments on MetaFilter post "You're Adam, a five-year-old boy sneaking your pet rat into your seven-year-old sister's underwear drawer."Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:30:32 -0800Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:30:32 -0800en-ushttp://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss60"You're Adam, a five-year-old boy sneaking your pet rat into your seven-year-old sister's underwear drawer."
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<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=1"><i>In Character: Actors Acting</i></a> is a series of photos featuring Jeff Goldblum, Jane Lynch, Laurence Fishburne, Geoffrey Rush and 26 other actors reacting to short character prompts from photographer <a href="http://www.howardschatz.com/">Howard Schatz</a>.post:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:23:52 -0800Captain Cardanthian!photgraphyactorsactinghowardschatzvanityfairslideshowBy: Capt. Renault
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Volume Two features Oskar Werner and Buster Keaton.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538709Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:30:32 -0800Capt. RenaultBy: RogerB
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"Actors Grotesquely Overacting" seems like a more accurate subtitle. It's a cute series, but it really says something about the direction and the choice of actors when <i>Leguizamo</i> is the one making the subtle faces.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538716Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:33:21 -0800RogerBBy: Joe Beese
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Asking Brooke Shields to act seems cruel somehow.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538721Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:36:29 -0800Joe BeeseBy: amethysts
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I liked Brooke Shields, it seemed to be the first (or one of the first) where they weren't just making a big outrageous face.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538725Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:38:32 -0800amethystsBy: Captain Cardanthian!
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<i>"Actors Grotesquely Overacting" seems like a more accurate subtitle.</i>
I think that's why I like it. Some of the actors do really realistic, convincing portrayals (<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=22">Mariska Hargitay</a> nailed it, IMO), and some of them are just really goofy. It's great seeing who took which approach.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538726Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:38:47 -0800Captain Cardanthian!By: lalex
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The middle photo of <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=19">John Goodman</a> actually made me tear up a bit.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538727Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:40:32 -0800lalexBy: bwg
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I really liked Laurence Fishburne's and Jane Lynch's contributions.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538729Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:41:16 -0800bwgBy: The Card Cheat
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I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Who knew that Laurence Fishburne had facial expressions beyond "glower"? And I like to imagine <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=23">Ian McShane's</a> instructions for the middle pose were "You're Mel Gibson."comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538731Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:41:34 -0800The Card CheatBy: bwg
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Oh, and ... <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow?slide=28">Malkovich</a>!comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538734Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:43:11 -0800bwgBy: djb
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Laurence Fishburne will haunt your dreams.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538735Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:43:12 -0800djbBy: mrzarquon
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<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/100865/Youre-Adam-a-fiveyearold-boy-sneaking-your-pet-rat-into-your-sevenyearold-sisters-underwear-drawer#3538727" title="lalex wrote in comment #3538727">></a> <i>The middle photo of John Goodman actually made me tear up a bit.</i>
A friend of mine who is a film maker have a contest of "saddest scene ever" that crops up whenever we end up riffing about characters (we must have created and forgotten a few hundred at this point). The following sentence has trumped almost all the ones I can remember recently:
"You're departing the nursing home where your wife resides; it is your first visit in which she didn't recognize you."comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538737Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:45:02 -0800mrzarquonBy: DU
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More like Actors...<i>ACTING!</i>comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538740Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:46:20 -0800DUBy: FelliniBlank
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Mariska Hargitay is clearly someone who actually notices what real people look like at moments like these. So many of the others seem to be, "This is what you'd think someone in X situation <em>should</em> look like." Jeff Goldblum is great as ever, and the Leguizamo head-licked four-year-old expression is perfect.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538744Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:52:19 -0800FelliniBlankBy: amethysts
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More like Actors...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c4FzNVrf3I&feature=related">ACTING!</a>"</i>comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538745Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:52:49 -0800amethystsBy: The World Famous
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<em>More like Actors...ACTING!</em>
Needs more Jon Lovitz.
(Everything needs more Jon Lovitz.)comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538756Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:58:07 -0800The World FamousBy: Horace Rumpole
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Huh, I thought sure this was a double of <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/98312/They-had-style-they-had-grace">this</a>, but apparently not.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538761Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:00:39 -0800Horace RumpoleBy: hincandenza
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<blockquote><u>Cannot Open Page</u>
Safari cannot open the page
because too many redirects
Occurred</blockquote>
The above is my William Carlos Williams-inspired poem to websites that still haven't figured out how to make their forced "mobile version" redirects work with an <i><b>actual mobile device</b></i>.
I'll bet the OP is <i>fantastic</i> too, but I'll never know while using such a primitive, backwards method of browsing the web as an <i>iPhone 3GS</i>.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538797Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:35:14 -0800hincandenzaBy: tumid dahlia
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Just going on record as saying that I love Ian McShane and will watch any piece of shit he appears in, and that includes frincing (frowning/wincing) my way through the godawful <i>Pillars Of The Earth</i> miniseries, essentially a ye olde Mills & Boon novel writ large.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538808Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:47:11 -0800tumid dahliaBy: quiet coyote
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How come Elisabeth Moss got to change?!comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538827Wed, 23 Feb 2011 19:59:44 -0800quiet coyoteBy: you're a kitty!
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Laurence Fishburne's are just great, but I gotta admit, my strongest reaction was OH GOOD GOD I LOVE HUGH LAURIE.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538842Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:06:57 -0800you're a kitty!By: George_Spiggott
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The way these were composed reminded me of the Three-Headed Knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This effect was particularly pronounced in the Ricky Gervais shot.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538844Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:07:59 -0800George_SpiggottBy: rmmcclay
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I'm so out of touch; I only recognized about half of those actors.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538858Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:14:47 -0800rmmcclayBy: wandering steve
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<i>Needs more Jon Lovitz.</i>
Needs more Calculon.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538860Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:16:21 -0800wandering steveBy: Dr. Zira
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<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=5">Ken Jeong for the win</a>.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538865Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:20:21 -0800Dr. ZiraBy: fairytale of los angeles
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"Laurence Fishburne! Show me your WAR FACE!!!!"comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538915Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:55:13 -0800fairytale of los angelesBy: Songdog
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<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=8">Hope Davis' jealous thirteen-year-old</a> is excellent.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3538994Wed, 23 Feb 2011 21:35:32 -0800SongdogBy: sonascope
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My late father would have looked at a few of these, gone beet red, and yelled "mugging is <em>not</em> acting, goddammit!" However, just adding Robin Williams to the selection would have thrown off the bell curve considerably, making the worst offenders look better by comparison. Heck, we could add Jack Nicholson at the other end of the spectrum and titled it <em>Left: Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson, Center: Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson, and Right: Jack Nicholson being Jack Nicholson</em> and neatly balanced out the whole thing.
Neat trick, though.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3539223Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:11:33 -0800sonascopeBy: Halloween Jack
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That series works better if you imagine that every one of them is doing different stages of their O-face.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3539323Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:53:45 -0800Halloween JackBy: biscotti
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<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=24">David Strathairn ftw.</a> Especially the first one, a perfect combination of shock, horror, nausea and a touch of titillation.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3539350Thu, 24 Feb 2011 06:18:39 -0800biscottiBy: Dr-Baa
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<em>How come Elisabeth Moss got to change?!</em>
I bet she's sleeping with Don Draper.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3540073Thu, 24 Feb 2011 10:43:39 -0800Dr-BaaBy: LMGM
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Hugh Laurie's last prompt is awesome (even without the image).comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3540343Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:08:03 -0800LMGMBy: homunculus
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Speaking of Laurence Fishburne: <a href="http://www.hbo.com/#/movies/thurgood">Thurgood</a>comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3541521Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:42:24 -0800homunculusBy: Halloween Jack
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Going through these again, I just realized that <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=25">Michael Douglas' last shot</a> is part of the same scenario as <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow#slide=20">Chloe Sevigny's</a>. I swear I would pay cash money to watch Michael Douglas as some guy who thinks that he's Chloe Sevigny's kid sister.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3542034Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:31:03 -0800Halloween JackBy: Solon and Thanks
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These are great. I think the best are all of Leguizamo's, Schwartzman's, and Davis's. I also love Hugh Laurie's smug expression and Whoopi's Barbara Walters impression.
<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/incharacter-slideshow?printable=true">You can see all of them on one page here.</a>comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3542110Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:06:44 -0800Solon and ThanksBy: klausness
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Plenty of overacting here. At first glance, I thought the first of Hope Davis's was particularly over-the-top. But then I read the instructions for it.comment:www.metafilter.com,2011:site.100865-3543918Sat, 26 Feb 2011 04:37:54 -0800klausness
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